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Jesse Slater's avatar

This is where I say "Taxation is theft," right?

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Back Porch Writer's avatar

With the recent news about the fraud, waste, and abuse occurring in government spending, Jesse, I doubt you'd find a rational person disagreeing with you. Lots of paid protestors will show up to shout poorly-memorized slogans, though. 🤦‍♂️

Protestor #1: "No nukes! No nukes!"

Protestor #2: "Dude, that's last week. We're protesting—" reads instruction sheet and scratches head "—something at either the DEA or the DOE."

Both protestors: "No nukes! No nukes!"

😁

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Jesse Slater's avatar

No cukes? What did they ever do to anybody? Outside from maybe a little bit of heartburn...

Yeah! That's what the world needs! Cucumber sandwiches and high tea! There, World Peace, solved before lunch time on monday. What's next?

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Back Porch Writer's avatar

Hey, dyslexic people need jobs, too. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your viewpoint, one of the protest typists either "fat fingered" or was dyslexic.

The following week, they were either protesting John Wayne or aristocracies: "No dukes! No dukes!"

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Jesse Slater's avatar

Silly protestors. Duke's (mayo) is also for sandwiches!

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Back Porch Writer's avatar

As long as it's not Miracle Whip, I can agree to live and let live. 😁

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